jesussbabymomma:

jesussbabymomma:

is it petsmart or petsmart

thanks

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ispeakineloquently:

fudgeflies:

i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts

probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore

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witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

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whatsgoingon12:

riddlemehiddleston:

things that say a lot about a person

• their favourite character
• the lyrics they write on their hands
• the colours they wear
• which murder weapon they prefer
• how they make their tea

.wait

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slugbox:

I see a lot of posts about dress code in school for girls and stuff.

See… I went to an arts high school. Soooooo I saw an unbelievable amount of tattered shirts that barely go down past the tits, girls walking around in fishnet leggings and skirts that were more like belts. Not to mention all the dance majors walking around in basically see-through nothing. I saw more side boob during math class than I’ve seen anywhere in else in life. 

All the girls in my class would draw themselves for homework, so all the hot art chicks who were also good artists would draw their boobs too so I saw String’s boobs like two years before I ever ACTUALLY saw them. Because she is a good artist. And our teacher always told her she could really FEEL THE BREAST form in her drawings. 

Also there were little soundproof rooms with pianos in them for the music students. But anyone could go in there and get handjobs or smoke. But since it was an eight-story building, most students just used the lesser-traveled stairwell for that kind of thing.

So basically high school was like this ridiculous cool kids club and since I had no intention of doing any WORK in school I kept a coffee maker and toaster oven and tons of food I’d steal from work in my locker, since the visual artists had horizontal lockers. And we’d sit on the roof and be cool. Or we’d just leave school and go to a restaurant because who cares? This is our free period.

I forget why I was writing this. But I feel like most people either HATED or LOVED high school and I loved it.

rotblossom:

rotblossom:

WHY DO I AHVE SO MANY gAMES INSTALLED
I DON’T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO PLAY ALL THESE

look at all of them

callmekitto:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.

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